Darlings. About last night. We hope that it was a smashing success and everything you dreamed of and that the bubbly flowed like the laughter and never-before-heard stories of your best friends and lovers and that you were surrounded by and gave yourself the kind of love that you deserve. And, frankly, we hope that this will ring true for you all year, that your 2016 will hold joy and magic and love and happiness and everything else, all at once. And: we fully give you permission to spend the rest of the day in bed.
Happy New Year, darlings, we think it’s going to be a great one.